A: Blah, I’ve run out of things to do already.
S: :) I’m sorry
A: With no lunch break which makes the day that much longer. Boo hoo.
S: Yikes.  That is really not fun… at least you have a 4:00 to look forward to!

Can I ask what the gossip was going on as I came back from eating a snack?

A: We were talking about you.

Haha jk we were talking about lunch breaks and how we all like to take later ones but just that we need to coordinate with each other day to day and figure out who will go when. 

Was your snack delicious? 

S: I knew it J

Nah, that’s what I figured.  I guess as long as only one person has to be here it shouldn’t be too hard.

It was delicious!  I ate part of my lunch—Santa’s little helper. Yum.

A: Did you hear about the kid napping?

S: No!!  Tell me all about it!

A: He woke up.

:)

My favorite joke.

S: Hah!  That’s hilarious!

A: I had to lighten the mood of this dull afternoon.  Got any good jokes yourself?

S: Frankly?  No.  I have always been the worst at telling jokes.  But I find things entertaining, like, “compared to what?!?”

A: I’ve never been good at telling jokes myself.  But the kid napping one is so easy to remember and it makes me laugh everytime.  I also enjoy “Marcel The Shell With Shoes On” type humor.  It’s that kind of dry, not so obvious humor.

S: Keep using it, it’s a good one J

Probably my favorite funny book of all time is called, “1066 and all that; a memorable history of England”.  I would probably classify it under that kind of dry, not so obvious humor.

A: I’ll have to check that out.  I like British humor.

S: I recommend it to people who enjoy British humor, and who know a lot about England.  The more history you know, the funnier it is.  Because the book is kind of full of lies.

A: I wish I had G’s PTO hours…

S: Holy what the!  Yes.  Either his or D’s.  Think they would share?  Can you imagine having all that time stored up?  I am all about vacations.  It would never happen.

A: I wish they would.  I can’t imagine having all that time stored up either.  I live for vacations and the chance to travel.

S: Seriously!  I work hard so I can play, not for the work itself.

A: Must be a generational trait.  Me too, work is well… work.

S: Oh the generations.  How they continue to wreak havoc in our daily lives.

A: Should I dye my hair dark one day just to get a reaction out of G?

S: I know right?  I love how his brain works.  –A is blonde.  This actress is blonde.  This actress dyed her hair.  Has A dyed her hair?

Seriously?  What the random!

A: Haha love it.  I the thought process is spot on ol’ chap.

S: Wow.  We are really bored.

A: Reallllly board. I have .5 billable hours. 

Random question. Do you know any good business card sites that would have deer and bears?  My Mom is making their mountain cabin a B&B.
S: Yuck.  That is the worst.  That’s how my last week was :(
Have you tried just Googling it?