Thursday, May 19, 2011

S: I am completely out of things to do.  75% left.
A: No fun.  Perhaps you’ll have changes and updates trickle in.  I’ve been slow/busy all week.  About 50/50.
S: That’s true.  I feel like it’s never steady.  Either nothing, or insane.
A: I wish it was 1pm instead of 11am.  I’m ready for lunch.
S: I know right?  I wanted to eat my granola bar at 10, but made myself wait another hour.  I just devoured it in under a minute.
A: Yes, I suppose I could eat the banana I brought.  I don’t know, there’s something about healthy food at work that makes me not want to eat it as much.
How was your muffin yesterday?
S: Worth every calorie.  And then I didn’t want to come back.  I keep getting stuck in traffic on stupid Huffman.  Yesterday it took me an extra 20 minutes to get home after work because of all that silly construction.
A: Oh right.  No fun.  I hate construction traffic.  It’s going to be in full bloom all around the city soon.
S: Only another hour and a half until I take my lunch.
A: I CAN ONLY WAIT AN HOUR.  SORRY, DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE OFF CAPS LOCK.  I’M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND FROM OUR DISCUSSION YESTERDAY.
S: Actually, I’m incredibly offended.  I can’t believe you didn’t have the decency to turn off your caps lock to send me a one-liner through cyber-space.  It was terribly rude.  I just wanted you to know that.
A: IN THAT CASE I THINK I’LL THINK I’LL USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME.  EVEN WHEN I DON’T HAVE IT ON.  I WILL TURN IT ON JUST TO OFFEND YOU.
S: OH, NOW ITS ON SISTER.  TWO CAN TOTALLY PLAY AT THIS GAME.
A: IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! :)
S: EXCELLENT REFERENCE!
A: I’m really not a fan of when he stands up and looks this way, probably out the window to adjust clothing, dust off clothes, take off jackets, etc.
S: Really?  I can’t imagine why not.  I should think that would be your favorite part of the day…. Okay, even I can’t hold a straight face on that one :)
A: You see, there’s pros and cons to facing front.  I know you want to change your desk around but think of all the opportunity that would open up for him to talk to you and share things with you. 
S: Are you telling me to count my blessings?  If so, the advice is duly noted.
S: 30 minutes!

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