A: Tell me… if you know there is flooding, why in the world would you ride your bicycle through it???  Aaand wear a helmet.  Like it’s going to do much good because clearly you’re not going to go flying down the road.

S: Bahahaha!  That’s the best thing I’ve seen all day!  I should send that to my brother, he’d find it hysterical.
A: And another one...  Bad Parenting?  You decide.

A: Wow j.crew has ridiculously cute swimsuits but even on sale they are too much :(

S: I know right?  I wish we had a factory store up here—Everything is on crazy sale there this month.  Plus, they sent me another 20% off.

Super useful.

S: The dimensions from you-know-where…